My Cabela's catalogue came the other day. My wife handed it to me and said, "Here, you got gun porn in the mail." I said, "C'mon, it's not gun po........ooooooooh......."
While I was reading it last night, I was pointing out the expense of the rimfire 1911 conversion kit. I said, "For that price, you could get a plinking .22, so it's not really a cost saver."
She said, "Unless you want to focus on training with the grip and trigger of the 1911."