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Gun owners are compensating for a small penis.
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Broondog
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 Posted: Thu Oct 1st, 2009 06:30 am
jeez Mitch, every time i see the Browning with the 'scope' i just have to giggle.

hey, do you still have the lawnmower?


Dreamer
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 Posted: Thu Oct 1st, 2009 08:05 am
Grapeshot wrote: Caliber is more important than barrel length.  Then add in grip, trigger control, alignment and number of rounds fired.....well you get the point.

We aim to please;  you aim too, please.

            Yata hey

This is what I've always heard, but then again, I'm pretty well set in BOTH departments, both with my "gun" and with my "pistol"...

On my hip, I carry a Para Ordnance P-14.45m with a spare mag (both hold 13rds), loaded with either Federal 230gr HydraShoks or Winchester Ranger .45 230 gr.

I'll leave the spec's of the other "equipment" that I'm packin' to your imaginations...  :celebrate

But I will say this, when I got my CHP, and started carrying the Para in an IWB holster, I actually tore out the front of a pair of Dockers, and had to replace them with Dockers that were 2" bigger in the waist...:what:

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 Posted: Thu Oct 1st, 2009 08:05 am
double post...

Last edited on Thu Oct 1st, 2009 08:05 am by Dreamer

ixtow
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 Posted: Thu Oct 1st, 2009 08:16 am
Dreamer wrote: I'll leave the spec's of the other "equipment" that I'm packin' to your imaginations...
I'm sure we'd prefer not to. 

tekshogun
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 Posted: Tue Nov 17th, 2009 06:50 pm
carracer wrote: Well, I must say that my penis is certainly not large enough to defend myself with in a life threatening situation.  And my wife is totally defenseless!

It might be if you come up against some crazed beauty that is threatening to kill you if you don't make whuppie with her :)

Bikenut
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 Posted: Tue Nov 17th, 2009 09:50 pm
Well... by golly... if I'm compensating for a teeny weenie by owning a gun what does that say about those who are afraid to own a gun? Is there something smaller than "teeny"?

I think anti gun folks suffer from a horrible disease called.....


Lackaballsitis.:what:


:lol::lol::lol:

SouthernBoy
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 Posted: Tue Nov 17th, 2009 11:44 pm
Where'd it go? Where the hell is it? Damn, I've got to pee and I can't find my... what's this? I think I found it. Oh daggnabit, that's my gun, not my special purpose. Hell, hope the wife bought Depens today.

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 Posted: Wed Nov 18th, 2009 12:00 am
Broondog wrote: jeez Mitch, every time i see the Browning with the 'scope' i just have to giggle.

hey, do you still have the lawnmower?




Yazzir, I do.........................

 


FiremanJoe
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 Posted: Thu Nov 19th, 2009 01:26 am
Well I Open Carry a small weapon cause I have a bigger one Concealed.

ixtow
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 Posted: Thu Nov 19th, 2009 01:53 am
I'm appalled by the lack of NFA jokes in this thread.

simmonsjoe
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 Posted: Sun Nov 22nd, 2009 02:26 am
I don't carry a gun because I have a small penis.

I carry a big gun because I have a small penis.:monkey

Packer fan
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 Posted: Sat Nov 28th, 2009 02:47 am
I know this is an old thread but I am new here and have to jump into this one.

Anti: You carry to compensate for a small...
Me: I know, but after having six kids my wife made me get a new hobby.

Anti: You have how many kids?

:what:

Task Force 16
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 Posted: Sat Nov 28th, 2009 04:06 am
If we compensate for small penises, what do liberal anti-gunners do to compensate for teeny-weeny minds? Just whine?

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 Posted: Sat Nov 28th, 2009 07:08 am
I don't worry about my guns going off by accident, but my penis? That's another matter, and caliber does not matter. :lol:


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